Here’s one way to raise disability awareness: clobber your prospective girlfriend around the head with your armrest. To be fair to the guy, it’s a new one, the bend-down-so-you-can-hear-me-then-I’ll-whack-you manoeuvre, so I’ll give him points for originality, but gosh, I’m sure she’s well and truly ‘aware’ of his disability now.

The guy has been sentenced to 21 months imprisonment for a history of using his wheelchair as a weapon, and I’m pleased to hear it. I actually think it’s good, in a way, that the public is exposed to this story, in order to demystify this idea that everyone who is disabled deserves pity – it just goes to show that cripples can be wankers too. This man and his crimes are worthy of every day sentenced, I just hope he learns his lessons.

Tip of the day: A wheelchair is not a weapon, kids.